Happy Birthday, Zack Haiku

Season 1 Episode 10:

Happy Birthday, Zack

Haiku the first:

Cake-o-matic mess

Billy's machine's not quite right

Ernie ain't impressed

Haiku the second:

Batman reference

Rangers are Angel Grove Knights

Great news for the town

Haiku the third:

Surprise party time?

Zack's worried they've forgotten

He has birthday blues

Haiku the fourth:

Zack and Knasty Knight

Axe versus sword battle waged

Zack needs the Rangers!

Haiku the fifth:

It's party time Zack!

No one forgot about it!

Never doubt your friends

For Whom The Bell Trolls Haiku

Season 1 Episode 9:

For Whom the Bell Trolls

Haiku the first:

Joy it's hobby week

Oh god Trini collects dolls

They freak me out man

Haiku the second:

What is going on?

Zack's hobby is surfing eh?

But he's the dancer!

Haiku the third:

Eugh Ticklesneezer

The Creepy troll is creepy

Quick kill it with fire!

Mr. Ticklesneezer for reference

Angel Grove, A Haiku About The Suspicious Number of Asians Living In Angel Grove

So many Asians

Is Angel Grove in Japan?

What's Super Sentai?

I, Eye Guy Haiku

Season 1 Episode 8:

I, Eye Guy

Haiku the first:

Billy and Willy

Two geeks at the science fair

VR was so cool

Haiku the second:

Billy is king geek

And that makes Willy his prince

Science is awesome

Haiku the third:

Monster made of eyes

He will see only defeat

It's goodbye Eye Guy

Big Sisters Haiku

Season 1 Episode 7:

Big Sisters

Haiku the first:

Open power eggs?

Obnoxious kid you will need

Stop her Rangers must

Haiku the second:

Billy's car can fly

It's the raddest thing ever

How did they land it?

Food Fight Haiku

Season 1 Episode 6:

Food Fight

Haiku the first:

A food fight is war

A pie to the face like death

There goes Caplan's wig

Haiku the second:

Pig monster eats all

This little pig ate weapons

That'll do now pig

Different Drum Haiku

Season 1 Episode 5:

Different Drum

Haiku the first:

A deaf girl can't hear

She's immune to Gnarly Gnome

Her deafness saves them

Haiku the second:

Deaf chick saves the day

She saves the bitchy bitches

Gnarly Gnome was lame

A Pressing Engagement Haiku

Season 1 Episode 4:

A Pressing Engagement

Haiku the first:

Jason meets King Sphinx

It's one ranger two monsters

But Jason still wins

Haiku the second:

Bench pressing record

It will take dedication

Can Jason break it?

So yeah I kinda cheated on this one and wrote two but it's my challenge and my rules gosh darn it!

Teamwork Haiku

Season 1 Episode 3:

Teamwork

Dudettes In Trouble

Team work is the key right now

Power weapons go!

High Five Haiku

Season 1 Episode 2:

High Five

If it's heights you fear

Avoid the hill top battle

Trini defeats fears

Day of the Dumpster Haiku

Season 1 Episode 1

Day of the Dumpster

Earth is in danger

Summon teens with attitude

Defeat the space witch

The Power Ranger Haiku Challenge

So recently I've taken up writing haiku, the ancient Japanese poetry art that translates very poorly into English, and a good friend suggested that when I restart my Power Rangers reviews (for Megaforce which starts airing in the UK on August 3rd!) I should write a haiku for each episode.

I decided to take this challenge and expand it to cover every single episode of Power Rangers from it's 20 year run. It's a good excuse to watch all the episodes I haven't seen yet.

I'm starting right back at the beginning with Day of the Dumpster and intend to carry on right up to Super Megaforce.

Wish me luck!