Second Chance Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 55:

Second Chance

Haiku the first:

It's soccer try outs

Roger didn't make the cut

He needs second chance!

Haiku the second:

Someone tell me this

How's Ernie the soccer coach?

He ain't so sporty

Haiku the third:

Time for some hijinxs

Bulk and Skull in detention

They are naughty boys

Haiku the fourth:

Green's watch on the fritz

Appleby takes it's away

No way to reach him!

Haiku the fifth:

Tommy is in class

But Zack and Jason are not

That hardly seems fair

Haiku the sixth:

Monster not charged yet

Putties to wear down Rangers?

Heard that one before

Haiku the seventh:

Roger is rubbish

He ain't exactly pele

Or Emile Heskey

Haiku the eighth:

Putties play soccer

Socadillo is the ball

Better than Roger

Haiku the ninth:

Bad at everything

Bad at soccer and acting

Yes I mean Roger

Haiku the tenth:

The armadillo

British advert reference

Not quite a dime bar

Haiku the eleventh:

Play a little ball

It's a soccer based battle

The beautiful game

Haiku the twelfth:

This battle needs Green

This is a job for all six

Here comes the green one!

Haiku the thirteenth:

Next came forth the zords

And they battled a giant

And they won again

Haiku the fourteenth:

Roger made the team

Not sure Ernie's qualified

Go back to slurpies

Haiku the fifteenth:

Roger is so shit

Ernie created new team

Just to shut him up

Trick or Treat Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 54:

Trick or Treat

Haiku the first:

Kim is centre stage

My heart is beating faster

A thing they call love

Haiku the second:

Trick or Treat game show

Popular in the US

Not made up at all

Haiku the third:

The car is the prize

Kimberley must defeat Skull

Go Kimberly go!

Haiku the fourth:

Rita is inspired

Send down the pumpkin rapper

Oh dear god please no

Haiku the fifth:

Rapping ain't valid

Especially from veggies

You can't call this art!

Haiku the sixth:

Pumpkin points required

The winner will have the most

This show is stupid

Haiku the seventh:

Something is rotten

Tommy finds rotting pumpkins

No I don't mean boobs

Haiku the eighth:

Send in the putties

Those poor defeat-able sods

They are life's losers

Haiku the ninth:

Kim is doing well

Skull is a poor opponent

Kim has to win this!

Haiku the tenth:

Rita is jealous

She clearly wants a car

Better than her back

Haiku the eleventh:

She's up to old tricks

Same old shit different day

Change it up Rita!

Haiku the twelfth:

Skull and the spider

The spider wins the show down

Skull gets gunged again

Haiku the thirteenth:

Make excuses Bill

A cardiac infraction?

That's a heart attack!

Haiku the fourteenth:

Skull wins by default

Kim must leave to save the day

It's the Ranger way

Haiku the fifteenth:

His rhymes aren't clever!

I'm a better poet man

And we all know it!

Haiku the sixteenth:

Pumpkins on their heads

You look right foolish you do

Take them off at once

Haiku the seventeenth:

Let's make pumpkin pie

Destroy those evil pumpkins

Before it's too late

Haiku the eighteenth:

Shut your mouth pumpkin

This ain't no rap battle son

Don't drop your rhymes here

Haiku the nineteenth:

A whopper pumpkin!

Destroy it with a bad rap

But that didn't work!

Haiku the twentieth:

Please stop the rapping

You're worse than Vanilla Ice

MC Hammer too

Haiku the twenty first:

Don't rhyme patch with catch

Try and challenge yourself man

That's just plain lazy

Haiku the twenty second:

Tommy has to leave

They actually need him now

I bet he's so pleased

Haiku the twenty third:

Run fast? Feel the blast?

Who writes this shit? Tell me that

A complete moron!

Haiku the twenty fourth:

This rapper got binned

No more dreadful rhyming now

I'm the winner now

Haiku the twenty fifth:

Skull has won the car

It's easy come easy go

Now the car is gone

Haiku the twenty sixth:

Today's moral is

You win some and you lose some

And we lost this one

Fowl Play Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 53:

Fowl Play

Haiku the first:

Juggling ain't magic

But making Bulk look dumb is

Zack the magician!

Haiku the second:

Angela returns

She's impressed by Zack's magic

She seems nicer now

Haiku the third:

Putty in her hands!

Damn it Jason you jinxed it!

Real putties arrive!

Haiku the fourth:

Peckster destroys town

Zack needs to leave youth centre

Bulk based distraction

Haiku the fifth:

Disappearing trick

You've used that one before

Bulk can't be that dumb

Haiku the sixth:

A Zack episode

He's the main focus today

A Black Ranger tale

Haiku the seventh:

Summon power axe

Swing it like a baseball bat

Ruffle his feathers

Haiku the eighth:

Back to youth centre

Don't arouse suspicion

Arouse Angela

Haiku the ninth:

Tommy is conserved

Only used when things are dire

Don't need Green just yet

Haiku the tenth:

The Bulk Man is yours

But Angela rebuffs him

She has eyes for Zack

Haiku the eleventh:

The spell is broken

Zack has returned to the kids

Thrilled by his return

Haiku the twelfth:

Zack needs to leave?

Pretend to have a big piss

That's believable!

Haiku the thirteenth:

Sparks fly once again

Rangering is dangerous

You might get blown up

Haiku the fourteenth:

Time to stuff this bird

You're the bird I'm the stuffing

A Thanks Giving treat

Haiku the fifteenth:

Toxic tornado

No it ain't a super fart

Peckster's special move

Haiku the sixteenth:

Zack has got a plan

Use the Cranial Laser!

It's bye bye birdie

Haiku the seventeenth:

No Tommy today

I miss his smile and his hair

And his grunting noise

Haiku the eighteenth:

Zack is looking sharp

Off for a night on the town

He's looking to score

Haiku the nineteenth:

Bad luck for poor Zack

The kids are coming with you

Enjoy the cartoons!

Two Heads Are Better Than One Haiku

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Grumble Bee Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 51:

Grumble Bee

Haiku the first:

A “B” on your test?

Just what's going on Billy?

Your grades are slipping!

Haiku the second:

His brain has failed him

Throw him on the scrap heap now

We need him no more

Haiku the third:

Bulk has “B” based puns

A wicked sense of humour

A sharp tongued bully

Haiku the fourth:

You'll never guess what

Rita wants a bee monster

Quite the logic leap

Haiku the fifth:

Billy blew a bee

I mean a bee based question

Don't mean literally

Haiku the sixth:

There's no shame in “B”s

Its' the best the rest can get

That's insensitive

Haiku the seventh:

Send down the putties

Team them with Goldar

Always works so well

Haiku the eighth:

Trapped by magic rope

A force field that holds them still

Can they escape this?

Haiku the ninth:

Contact the others

It's down to blue and yellow

Must depend on them

Haiku the tenth:

Enter grumble bee

He has poisonous venom

A sting in his tail

Haiku the eleventh:

Grumble bee rumble

Battle is a nasty sting

Make this bee buzz off!

Haiku the twelfth:

Secret bee powers

Enough to stump the Rangers

Must find his weakness

Haiku the thirteenth:

Magic rope is tough

How can they free the others?

Leave them there for now

Haiku the fourteenth:

Black and yellow stripes

A deadly poison venom

Beware buzzy bee!

Haiku the fifteenth:

Alpha saves Rangers

Now the team can reunite

Time to swot this bee

Haiku the sixteenth:

The Rangers will win

Use the power to succeed

No one can stop them

Haiku the seventeenth:

Billy's got a gun

Cover that bee in your foam

Very messy end

Haiku the eighteenth:

A bloody big bee

This calls for a Megazord

Know the score by now

Haiku the nineteenth:

Where's Green Ranger been?

Tommy Oliver's day off?

What's he been doing?

Haiku the twentieth:

At karate match

Fighting ninja warriors

That's your excuse man?

Haiku the twenty first:

Help Bulk and Skull

Or tutor them when they fail

Easy decision

Return of an Old Friend Part 2 Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 50:

Return of an Old Friend Part 2

Haiku the first:

Tommy has returned

In the opening credits

We're back in business

Haiku the second:

Old Green suit is back

Back in the command centre

Power coin returned

Haiku the third:

A power transfer

Zordon fills Tommy with Juice

I mean with power

Haiku the fourth:

A deadly gamble

This can go wrong easily

Lives are at stake now

Haiku the fifth:

Save the power coins

Reclaim the Dragon Dagger

And defeat Goldar

Haiku the sixth:

Tommy fights alone

He has little power now

A brave warrior

Haiku the seventh:

Tommy plays his flute

Tune's never sounded sweeter

Dragonzord is saved!

Haiku the eighth:

Play Green Ranger's theme

Perfect music for battle

Battle commences

Haiku the ninth:

Oh no Zordon gone!

Is old big head lost forever?

Come back to use dude

Haiku the tenth:

Power coins retrieved

But at what cost do they come?

Tommy in danger

Haiku the eleventh:

Combine the powers

Enough to bring back Zordon

The power protects

Haiku the twelfth:

Defeat the monster

The way to save the parents

Don't let him trick you

Haiku the thirteenth:

Tommy is floating

What the fudge is going on?

His body is charged!

Haiku the fourteenth:

Tommy powered up

A hero restored once more

Green is the colour

Haiku the fifteenth:

Five are six again

Summon the zords once again

Combine to win this

Haiku the sixteenth:

Megazord is down

Dragonzord must fight alone

Tail of destruction

Haiku the seventeenth:

United again

Mega Dragonzord power

Form the Ultrazord!

Haiku the eighteenth:

The parents are saved

And Tommy has his powers

It's been a good day

Haiku the nineteenth:

Divorce won't kill love

So don't be down Kimberly

Mum and dad love you

Haiku the twentieth:

Food fighting parents

There goes Caplan's wig again

Ernie will be pissed

Haiku the twenty first:

You know what they say

Only as old as you feel

Tell that to Ernie

Haiku the twenty second:

There's a mystery

Just where are Tommy's parent?

Do they not love him?