Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 24:
The Spit Flower
Haiku the first:
Time for the parade
Create a float for world peace
Yeah take that Saddam
Haiku the second:
Recycle flowers
Really? How do they do that?
Haiku the third:
Putties destroy float
Kimberly is heart broken
Putties are douche bags
Haiku the fourth:
Zack's not sensitive
Likes to state the obvious
Yeah they trashed it man
Haiku the fifth:
Where will Rita strike?
Flower Power Peace Parade!
A blow to world peace!
Haiku the sixth:
Energy draining
Ferocious flowers weaken
Rangers almost squashed
Haiku the seventh:
Green to the rescue
Summon Dragonzord again
Need flute music now!
Haiku the eighth:
Flower beats dragon
Zords are helpless against him
What is there now?
Haiku the ninth:
Hit Spit Flower's sack!
A metaphor for scrotums?
I bet that hurts him
Haiku the tenth:
Alpha and Tommy
Work together to save float
That's what friends are for
Haiku the eleventh:
Ernie loves parades
Kim is surprised by her float
Tommy made her smile
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