Calamity Kimberly Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 31:

Calamity Kimberly

Haiku the first:

Kimberly's bad day

What can go wrong will go wrong

Don't give up yet Kim

Haiku the second:

Rain rain go away

Ruin Kim's life another day

Kim needs the sunshine

Haiku the third:

Seven years bad luck

Broken mirrors and brollies

Can't get any worse

Haiku the fourth:

The gallant green knight

Tommy stands up for his girl

Bulk goes down again

Haiku the fifth:

Tommy makes a quip

Bulk and Skull's own TV show?

Sounds good to me man

Haiku the sixth:

Samurai fan man

That's quite a name for this beast

Looks like a Viking

Haiku the seventh:

Kim trapped in a jar

Within a secret dimension

Who will save her now?

Haiku the eighth:

Tommy out for count

Who will save Kim now he's down

Power Rangers duh!

Haiku the ninth:

Where should they battle?

The Putty Bowl Restaurant

They employ putties

Haiku the tenth:

Dragonzord is best

Green Ranger is the coolest

He should be the star

Haiku the eleventh:

Six rangers unite

Victory is assured now

Monster going down

Haiku the twelfth:

Defeat the fan one

Call upon the Ultrazord

And blow him away

Haiku the thirteenth:

Kim's still got bad luck

She blew up Billy's TV

Let's laugh about it