Saturday, 3 August 2013

Life's A Masquerade Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 25:
Life's A Masquerade

Haiku the first:

Halloween is here
Time for a costume party
Choose your outfit now

Haiku the second:

Frankenstein's monster?
The same as Tommy's costume!
Bet there's a mix up!

Haiku the third:

Billy is Sherlock
Will there be a case to solve?
Elementary

Haiku the fourth:

Ernie the vampire
Must have sucked a lot of blood
The obese undead

Haiku the fifth:

Alpha joins party
Has no need for a costume
Popular with girls

Haiku the sixth:

Frankenstein can't dance
But he gets down on the floor
Destroy Bulk and Skull!

Haiku the seventh:

Life's no masquerade
Don't hide behind a costume
Be true to yourself

Haiku the eighth:

To Command Centre
Where's Tommy when you need him?
He's such a slacker

Haiku the ninth:

Zord versus monster
In a dance of destruction
Behold the power!

Haiku the tenth:

Dinos and Dragon
United in the battle
Take down the monster

Haiku the eleventh:

Alpha picks up chicks
A robotic sex machine
Bulk and Skull strike out

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