Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Reign of the Jellyfish Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 47:
Reign of the Jellyfish

Haiku the first:

Fill a time capsule
Reflecting the world today
Fill with mementos

Haiku the second:

Part with what you love
Say hello to tomorrow
Remember the past

Haiku the third:

Bulk brings a sandwich
Face full of mustard for him
Mucky Bulk again

Haiku the fourth:

Jellyfish monster
A creature with no back bone
No chance of winning

Haiku the fifth:

Remember Rangers
Show tomorrow our heroes
Never forget them

Haiku the sixth:

Rita is jealous
She wants to be remembered
Sneak a picture in!

Haiku the seventh:

Poor display putties
Time for a change in career
You suck at fighting

Haiku the eighth:

The capsule stolen
But what will become of it?
Damn and blast Rita

Haiku the ninth:

Sparks fly once again
Are Ranger suits safe to wear?
Are they explosive?

Haiku the tenth:

Suits don't protect them
Toxic spray eats the spandex
Is all hope now lost?

Haiku the eleventh:

The bench is broken
There's no end to destruction
Who pays for damage?

Haiku the twelfth:

Trapped in the darkness
The Jellyfish dimension
I guess he lives here

Haiku the thirteenth:

Enlarge the Jellyfish
Big fish in a little pond
Make sushi of him

Haiku the fourteenth:

Mighty Megazord
Battle gigantic villains
Make the world safer

Haiku the fifteenth:

Power sword of might
With one slash you destroy all
Must keep well polished

Haiku the sixteenth:

Rita defeated
Perseverance is no good
Evil never wins

Haiku the seventeenth:

Bulk's giant sandwich
Most impressive thing I've seen
But where is the cheese?

Haiku the eighteenth:

Use by date would pass
Sandwich not good for capsule
Why not eat it now?

Haiku the nineteenth:

World of tomorrow
I hope it's all peace and love
Goodbye to dark times

Haiku the twentieth:

Here's to the future
May it be safe from evil
The power protects!

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