Friday, 9 August 2013

Rita's Seed of Evil Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 41:
Rita's Seed of Evil

Haiku the first:

Green fingered Rangers
Transplant your trees to the park
We always need trees

Haiku the second:

Not quite the spirit
Bulk and Skull have plastic trees
Try harder next time

Haiku the third:

Rita is inspired
This week it's a plant monster
Always true to form

Haiku the fourth:

Tree planting montage
Watch the Rangers plant their trees
Not so exciting

Haiku the fifth:

Who's in the bushes?
Bulk and Skull up to no good
Those pesky boneheads!

Haiku the sixth:

Rangers fight putties
You know how the story goes
Down with henchmen now!

Haiku the seventh:

What's that smell? Asks Skull
They are trapped in a toilet
It's probably poo

Haiku the eighth:

A lesson for Skull
Never pee in front of friends
Enter awkwardness

Haiku the ninth:

Major disturbance
Trouble in the Morphin' Grid
What's Rita up to?

Haiku the tenth:

Trouble in the park
Jason playing Nancy Drew
He has found some clues

Haiku the eleventh:

Jason fights the vines
Not the band, the evil plant
He will soon be crushed

Haiku the twelfth:

Enter the old guard
Fight Scorpina and Goldar
Just another day

Haiku the thirteenth:

Guess what I noticed?
Scorpina has a nice bum
Goldar's isn't bad

Haiku the fourteenth:

Make this monster grow
Need Dinosaur Power now
Giants do battle

Haiku the fifteenth:

Time for flower puns
It's time to wilt this flower
Dead as a daisy?

Haiku the sixteenth:

What is in a name?
Power Sword becomes Mega
But it's jobs the same

Haiku the seventeenth:

Bulk and Skull flushed out
They are late for school again
Smell knocks Caplan out

Haiku the eighteenth:

Sapplings are growing
They will grow to mighty trees

What a legacy

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