The Yolk's On You Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 33:

The Yolk's on You!

Haiku the first:

It's talent show time

Tommy thanks Caplan for it

The little kiss ass

Haiku the second:

Bulk has found the eggs

That won't end well for you Bulk

Just walk away man

Haiku the third:

It's Rita's birthday!

What do you get a space witch?

A brand new monster!

Haiku the fourth:

Darn putties again

Got the best of Green once more

Should be embarrassed

Haiku the fifth:

Fang sounds Mexican

Glad Rita's not a racist

Equal rights for all

Haiku the sixth:

Hunt Goony Bird Eggs

Goldar says Rangers have them

The little liar!

Haiku the seventh:

Walking on egg shells

That's not just a metaphor

Poor Fang just wants eggs

Haiku the eighth:

A fish or lizard?

I can't quite tell what he is

But he sure loves eggs

Haiku the ninth:

Tommy has escaped

These putties need better traps

No net can hold him

Haiku the tenth:

A late arrival

Still in time to save the day

Hooray Green Ranger!

Haiku the eleventh:

We need Titanus

He's the zord with the right 'tude

Take down evil dude

Haiku the twelfth:

Morphenomenal

Rita defeated again

Well played teen heroes

Haiku the thirteenth:

Martial arts on stage

Tommy and Jason look good

An impressive show

Haiku the fourteenth:

Bulk and Skull rock out

But the song is just awful

Out of tune bullies