A Star is Born Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 32:

A Star Is Born

Haiku the first:

Tommy on TV?

Oh it's just a commerical

Bulk's trying out too

Haiku the second:

Rita takes day off

Now Goldar is in command

Success not likely

Haiku the third:

Rangers on the beach

Ewww I can see Bulk's nipples

He's very hairy

Haiku the fourth:

Bulk gets gooed again

Poor Bulk always gets messy

Now he's got sunburn

Haiku the fifth:

Time to audition

It's all about martial arts

Bulk don't got the moves

Haiku the sixth:

Guess Bulk is there man

But what of our Green Ranger?

He is far more skilled

Haiku the seventh:

Scorpina on beach

But not in a bikini

Well that's a real shame

Haiku the eighth:

Rangers need Tommy

But he's in the audition

Life gets in the way

Haiku the ninth:

Tommy is awesome

His moves blow them all away

Sure to be a star

Haiku the tenth:

Trapped in a cocoon

They must face Babe Ruthless now

Teleport to zords

Haiku the eleventh:

A baseball monster?

Man this is confusing me

I don't get baseball

Haiku the twelfth:

Audition over

Tommy alerted at last

Join your friends Tommy

Haiku the thirteenth:

United at last

Six is the magic number

Prepare final blast

Haiku the fourteenth:

Goldar is rubbish

He joins nearly every fight

But always loses

Haiku the fifteenth:

Rangers leave the zords

Then they summon them again

What a waste of time

Haiku the sixteenth:

Why use Megazord?

Previous combo better

This makes no sense guys

Haiku the seventeenth

Where was Dragonzord?

Did he have time to go home?

Bet he's annoyed now

Haiku the eighteenth:

Advert airs already?

Using audition footage?

That's cheap and lazy