Lions and Blizzards Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 44:

Lions and Blizzards

Haiku the first:

It's the odd ball games

Bulk and Jason facing off

Bulk falls flat again

Haiku the second:

Noble lion Trophy

That is the prize they all seek

What will it become?

Haiku the third:

Noble tug of war

Two teams pull each other off

Last time standing wins

Haiku the fourth:

Angela the cow

Why does Zack want to date her?

She'll just hurt you man

Haiku the fifth:

The trophy is gone

Zack quickly blames Bulk and Skull

And guess what? He's right!

Haiku the sixth:

The thieves will regret

Rita wants that trophy now

Soon to be monster

Haiku the seventh:

We'll take them down

Fight! Defeat the putties now

Enjoy groovy tune

Haiku the eighth:

How was that weird Zack?

You fight putties every week

Every bloody week

Haiku the ninth:

It's a lion goat!

Combing two mighty beasts

A freaky hybrid

Haiku the tenth:

The Babeasaurus

Wearing smoking hot read dress

Angela wants Zack

Haiku the eleventh:

A tornado watch!

Down to Ernie's basement now

Is it safe down there?

Haiku the twelfth:

That dude is bad news

He can mess with the weather

That explains a lot

Haiku the thirteenth:

They can't contact Zack

Too busy trying to score

It's hoes before bros

Haiku the fourteenth:

Defeat bleeting goat

Silence the roaring lion

Destroy chimera

Haiku the fifteenth:

Zack takes centre stage

Tips the balance of battle

Now problem gets big

Haiku the sixteenth:

Megazord frozen

Don't give up and stay frosty

This is a cool fight

Haiku the seventeenth:

His date is pissed off

No happy endings for Zack

Better luck next time