Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 45:
Crystal of Nightmares
Haiku the first:
The stress of exams
Perhaps a study retreat
Prepare for that test
Haiku the second:
Bulk's scheming again
They will follow the Rangers
Absorbing knowledge?
Haiku the third:
Crystal of nightmares
What tortures await our teens?
Truly awful things
Haiku the fourth:
Bulk and Skull dress up
Goodbye to maid fantasies
Now I'm into nuns
Haiku the fifth:
Chill with some dancing
Jump on bed, pillow fight too
Learning can be fun
Haiku the sixth:
Ranger dreams go bad
Destroy their confidence now
Nightmares in spandex
Haiku the seventh:
Another clip show
Can it get any cheaper?
Saban finds a way!
Haiku the eighth:
Super Bulk and Skull
This time in the Megazord
Ha! Boys will be boys
Haiku the ninth:
Jason sleeps topless
Not sure I'd be up for that
Think about others
Haiku the tenth:
Command Centre dream
Zordon tells them to piss off
Ain't that a bit harsh?
Haiku the eleventh:
Rangers filled with fear
The whole team out of action
Conquer fear again
Haiku the twelfth:
The Rangers are scared
Still they battle the putties
Never let fear win!
Haiku the thirteenth:
Goldar defeated
Bloody hell that was easy
The crystal destroyed
Haiku the fourteenth:
No fear take them down
Face Scorpina and Goldar
Confidence sky high
Haiku the fifteenth:
Scorpina is fine
There's a stirring in my pants
I know what love is
Haiku the sixteenth:
Judge book by it's cover
End up with giant monster
Her looks are skin deep
Haiku the seventeenth:
The battle is won
Time to face a new challenge
Take the science test!
Haiku the eighteenth:
A's for everyone!
Well apart from Bulk and Skull
They both failed the test
Haiku the nineteenth:
Achoo sneezes Bulk
Caplan's wig is blown away
Bulk and his hi-jinx!
Haiku the twentieth:
I once had a book
When I was a little boy
It was based on this!
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