Thursday, 1 August 2013

Foul Play In The Sky Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 14:
Foul Play in the Sky

Haiku the first:

Taking to the skies
Rita wants to crash the plane
But Kim saves the day

Haiku the second:

Guess what Uncle Steve?
You'll never appear again
What happened to you?

Haiku the third:

Bullies on a plane
Come fly with me Bulk and Skull
You'll regret it soon

Haiku the fourth:

Is Uncle Steve Dead?
No he's just passed out on us
No need to worry

Haiku the fifth:

Are they gonna crash?
No it's pre 9/11
The heroes can't die

Haiku the sixth:

Snizzard a lizard
What genius named this one?
Someone should be fired

Haiku the seventh:

Kim can fly the plane
Thanks to the help of Alpha
Saved by the robot

Haiku the eighth:

Different time then
Today Kim would be shot down
Thank you Osama*

*Dear internet this is sarcasm

Haiku the ninth:

Time to die Snizzard
Kim defeats the tonsil snakes
Now shoot the apple

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