Second Chance Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 55:

Second Chance

Haiku the first:

It's soccer try outs

Roger didn't make the cut

He needs second chance!

Haiku the second:

Someone tell me this

How's Ernie the soccer coach?

He ain't so sporty

Haiku the third:

Time for some hijinxs

Bulk and Skull in detention

They are naughty boys

Haiku the fourth:

Green's watch on the fritz

Appleby takes it's away

No way to reach him!

Haiku the fifth:

Tommy is in class

But Zack and Jason are not

That hardly seems fair

Haiku the sixth:

Monster not charged yet

Putties to wear down Rangers?

Heard that one before

Haiku the seventh:

Roger is rubbish

He ain't exactly pele

Or Emile Heskey

Haiku the eighth:

Putties play soccer

Socadillo is the ball

Better than Roger

Haiku the ninth:

Bad at everything

Bad at soccer and acting

Yes I mean Roger

Haiku the tenth:

The armadillo

British advert reference

Not quite a dime bar

Haiku the eleventh:

Play a little ball

It's a soccer based battle

The beautiful game

Haiku the twelfth:

This battle needs Green

This is a job for all six

Here comes the green one!

Haiku the thirteenth:

Next came forth the zords

And they battled a giant

And they won again

Haiku the fourteenth:

Roger made the team

Not sure Ernie's qualified

Go back to slurpies

Haiku the fifteenth:

Roger is so shit

Ernie created new team

Just to shut him up