Saturday, 10 August 2013

He Blasted Me With Science Haiku


Power Rangers Megaforce

Episode 2: He Blasted Me with Science

Haiku the first:

Science is the key
Do they learn anything else?
Let's have a pop quiz

Haiku the second:

Troy is a dreamer
Today he dreams of Creepox
It's not a wet dream

Haiku the third:

Love is in the air
Jake has the hots for Gia
Love unrequited

Haiku the fourth:

Noah and teacher
Talk cryptozoology
Like Loch Ness Monster

Haiku the fifth:

She's got Jake smitten
Gia can be cold hearted
Not that into him

Haiku the sixth:

The Loogies battle
Fight in the name of science
Lose in it's name too

Haiku the seventh:

Trouble has found them
Jake and Gia fight alone
Fight evil Yuffo

Haiku the eighth:

Emma is biking
We need her awesome bike skills
Pop a wheelie now!

Haiku the ninth:

Scientific tests
Yuffo studies human race
I bet he's impressed

Haiku the tenth:

Ranger specimens
What will experiments show?
That they can kick ass!

Haiku the eleventh:

Combine fire power
Unleash powerful attacks
Blast that beastie now

Haiku the twelfth:

Combine the weapons
Use the power of the cards
Megaforce blaster!

Haiku the thirteenth:

The battle is won!
Uh oh it's not quite over
Dang that monster grew

Haiku the fourteenth:

Summon Mechazords!
Thank Gosei for these robots
Battle the giant

Haiku the fifteenth:

Battle the Zombats
The villains' evil army
Another challenge

Haiku the sixteenth:

Mighty Zords battle
Combine the mechazords now
We need Megazord!

Haiku the seventeenth:

Stronger united
This battle won as a team
Rangers together

Haiku the eighteenth:

Gosei proud of them
Victory is theirs again
Rangers are the best

Haiku the nineteenth:

Jake learned his lesson
They're stronger stood together
Team work is the key

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