Saturday, 3 August 2013

The Trouble With Shellshock Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 22:
The Trouble With Shellshock

Haiku the first:

Rita is asleep
Squatt and Baboo taking charge
Create a monster

Haiku the second:

Traffic light turtle
This shit is getting weird now
This monster will suck

Haiku the third:

Basketball battle
Keep aiming for three pointers
Slam dunk those putties

Haiku the fourth:

Random hot dog man
Bulk and Skull cause some trouble
Covered in ketchup

Haiku the fifth:

Trini passes go
She will never stop running
Shellshock's secret power!

Haiku the sixth:

Rangers are frozen
Now traffic lights make some sense
The Red light of doom

Haiku the seventh:

Magic staff to earth
And the ground begins to shake
Make my monster grow

Haiku the eighth:

Jason fights alone
Summon the mighty T Rex
Let's make turtle soup

Haiku the ninth:

A flowery quest
Only flowers can save them
A cure for Shellshock

Haiku the tenth:

Tommy joins the fray
Play that funky flute Green boy
We need Dragonzord

Haiku the eleventh:

Green makes difference
The Rangers are shell shocked no more
Victory is yours

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