Wheel of Misfortune Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 27:

Wheel of Misfortune

Haiku the first:

Rangers take the stage

Rumpelstiltskin starring Bulk

It's not quite Shakespeare

Haiku the second:

What's today's monster?

Well Kim has a spinning wheel

I bet it's involved

Haiku the third:

Green to the rescue

Tommy can fix anything

Always cheers up Kim

Haiku the fourth:

Stand up to bullies

Tommy could kick Bulk's large ass

Bulk is not so tough

Haiku the fifth:

Tommy defeated

By common putties no less

Great shame upon him

Haiku the sixth:

Tommy tricks putties

Feigns illness for no reason

Not even tied up

Haiku the seventh:

Wheel of Misfortune

Barely used in the battle

What a waste of time

Haiku the eighth:

Enter Ultrazord

Ultimate combination

Robots always win

Haiku the ninth:

Break a leg Rangers

Though not one of you can act

The show must go on

Haiku the tenth:

Bulk's pants split on stage

We can all see his boxers

The shame of it all