The Rockstar Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 30:

The Rockstar

Haiku the first:

Obnoxious kid time

Enter cousin Jeremy

A Red Ranger fan

Haiku the second:

Bulk eats messily

It's quite a disgusting sight

What a mucky pup

Haiku the third:

Bulk and Jason fight

It's brains before brawn you see

Bulk goes down again

Haiku the fourth:

What does Rita seek?

The mirror of destruction

A most heinous tool

Haiku the fifth:

Child actor is dubbed

His voice must be annoying

Needs career change

Haiku the sixth:

Zordon is calling

Weird shit in the Morphin' Grid

Jason must watch out

Haiku the seventh:

Sexy Scorpina

A most gorgeous villainess

Makes my monster grow

Haiku the eighth:

Rockstar monster strikes

Bring on the Power Rangers

Take down the villains

Haiku the ninth:

This beast is stone cold

Between rock and a hard place

Grab him by the stones

Haiku the tenth:

Treasure hunting kid

Follow the map find mirror

Don't let Rita win

Haiku the eleventh:

Scorpina battles

She takes on all five Rangers

A most worthy foe

Haiku the twelfth:

Sometimes I forget

Scorpina is a monster

My boner just died

Haiku the thirteenth:

It's Megazord time

We need the Power Sword now

Destroy the monster

Haiku the fourteenth:

Bye annoying brat

Ha you won't be seen again

Damn you to hades

Haiku the fifteenth:

Goodbye to RadBug

Billy's greatest invention

No more flying car