A Pig Surprise Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 42:

A Pig Surprise

Haiku the first:

Pet adoption day

Anyone can have a pet

Pig available

Haiku the second:

Old woman's secret

She's actually a putty!

The pig is evil

Haiku the third:

Zack and the clay brains

This is hardly a fair fight

Zack is triumphant

Haiku the fourth:

Bulk and Skull seek pet

Only Norman the pig left

A bad ass pig now

Haiku the fifth:

Rita's scheme goes well

A pig surprise awaits them

Trini has cracked it

Haiku the sixth:

Bulk loves his new pig

Pets look like owners they say

In this case that's true

Haiku the seventh:

Ernie is angry

You can't bring a pig in here

Now it's a monster!

Haiku the eighth:

Pig wants Bulk's sandwich

Never surrender sandwich

Defend the sandwich!

Haiku the ninth:

Here's a free lesson

Recycling is important

Food fight pig returns

Haiku the tenth:

This is deja vu

That pig looks familiar

So does this battle

Haiku the eleventh:

Battle coverage?

Revisit food fight haiku

It's the Saban way

Haiku the twelfth:

Behold dancing pig

He's found a babe pig to love

Beware humping pigs

Haiku the thirteenth:

Gorgeous Scorpina

You can invade my world babe

Just stay normal size

Haiku the fourteenth:

Summon Dinozords

You all know the drill by now

Look here's Megazord

Haiku the fifteenth:

Goldar falls again

Haven't seen the last of him

Yeah don't we know it

Haiku the sixteenth:

Norman the pig saved

Now they can make piggy love

A filthy ending

Haiku the seventeenth:

Farmer adopts Norm

Now they can be sausages

A happy ending