Green With Evil Part Three Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 19:

Green With Evil: An Epic in Five Parts

Part 3: The Rescue

Haiku the first:

Goldar is prowling

He wants to defeat Jason

An unfair battle

Haiku the second:

Skull plants kiss on Bulk

But he was aiming for Kim

Which means they're not gay

Haiku the third:

Evil Tommy lies

But lies always unravel

Soon the truth will out

Haiku the fourth:

Why's he got a shield?

That really doesn't seem fair

Should be shields for all

Haiku the fifth:

Green clashes with red

And I'm not talking fashion

They meet in battle

Haiku the sixth:

Green about to kill

Teleport Jason right now!

That was a close call

Haiku the seventh:

Rangers are so dumb

All clues point to who he is

It's Tommy morons!

Haiku the eighth:

Beware of her sting

She's deadly and beautiful

Gives you a boner

Haiku the ninth:

Solar powered zords?

But what of night time battles?

Seems a fatal flaw

Haiku the tenth:

Who will Rita send?

Such a strong rogues' gallery

She chooses Goldar

To be continued...