Friday, 16 August 2013

Grumble Bee Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 51:
Grumble Bee

Haiku the first:

A “B” on your test?
Just what's going on Billy?
Your grades are slipping!

Haiku the second:

His brain has failed him
Throw him on the scrap heap now
We need him no more

Haiku the third:

Bulk has “B” based puns
A wicked sense of humour
A sharp tongued bully

Haiku the fourth:

You'll never guess what
Rita wants a bee monster
Quite the logic leap

Haiku the fifth:

Billy blew a bee
I mean a bee based question
Don't mean literally

Haiku the sixth:

There's no shame in “B”s
Its' the best the rest can get
That's insensitive

Haiku the seventh:

Send down the putties
Team them with Goldar
Always works so well

Haiku the eighth:

Trapped by magic rope
A force field that holds them still
Can they escape this?

Haiku the ninth:

Contact the others
It's down to blue and yellow
Must depend on them

Haiku the tenth:

Enter grumble bee
He has poisonous venom
A sting in his tail

Haiku the eleventh:

Grumble bee rumble
Battle is a nasty sting
Make this bee buzz off!

Haiku the twelfth:

Secret bee powers
Enough to stump the Rangers
Must find his weakness

Haiku the thirteenth:

Magic rope is tough
How can they free the others?
Leave them there for now

Haiku the fourteenth:

Black and yellow stripes
A deadly poison venom
Beware buzzy bee!

Haiku the fifteenth:

Alpha saves Rangers
Now the team can reunite
Time to swot this bee

Haiku the sixteenth:

The Rangers will win
Use the power to succeed
No one can stop them

Haiku the seventeenth:

Billy's got a gun
Cover that bee in your foam
Very messy end

Haiku the eighteenth:

A bloody big bee
This calls for a Megazord
Know the score by now

Haiku the nineteenth:

Where's Green Ranger been?
Tommy Oliver's day off?
What's he been doing?

Haiku the twentieth:

At karate match
Fighting ninja warriors
That's your excuse man?

Haiku the twenty first:

Help Bulk and Skull
Or tutor them when they fail

Easy decision

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