Sunday, 18 August 2013

Fowl Play Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 53:
Fowl Play

Haiku the first:
Juggling ain't magic
But making Bulk look dumb is
Zack the magician!

Haiku the second:

Angela returns
She's impressed by Zack's magic
She seems nicer now

Haiku the third:

Putty in her hands!
Damn it Jason you jinxed it!
Real putties arrive!

Haiku the fourth:

Peckster destroys town
Zack needs to leave youth centre
Bulk based distraction

Haiku the fifth:

Disappearing trick
You've used that one before
Bulk can't be that dumb

Haiku the sixth:

A Zack episode
He's the main focus today
A Black Ranger tale

Haiku the seventh:

Summon power axe
Swing it like a baseball bat
Ruffle his feathers

Haiku the eighth:

Back to youth centre
Don't arouse suspicion
Arouse Angela

Haiku the ninth:

Tommy is conserved
Only used when things are dire
Don't need Green just yet

Haiku the tenth:

The Bulk Man is yours
But Angela rebuffs him
She has eyes for Zack

Haiku the eleventh:

The spell is broken
Zack has returned to the kids
Thrilled by his return

Haiku the twelfth:

Zack needs to leave?
Pretend to have a big piss
That's believable!

Haiku the thirteenth:

Sparks fly once again
Rangering is dangerous
You might get blown up

Haiku the fourteenth:

Time to stuff this bird
You're the bird I'm the stuffing
A Thanks Giving treat

Haiku the fifteenth:

Toxic tornado
No it ain't a super fart
Peckster's special move

Haiku the sixteenth:

Zack has got a plan
Use the Cranial Laser!
It's bye bye birdie

Haiku the seventeenth:

No Tommy today
I miss his smile and his hair
And his grunting noise

Haiku the eighteenth:

Zack is looking sharp
Off for a night on the town
He's looking to score

Haiku the nineteenth:

Bad luck for poor Zack
The kids are coming with you

Enjoy the cartoons!

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