Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 53:
Fowl Play
Haiku the first:
Juggling ain't magic
But making Bulk look dumb is
Zack the magician!
Haiku the second:
Angela returns
She's impressed by Zack's magic
She seems nicer now
Haiku the third:
Putty in her hands!
Damn it Jason you jinxed it!
Real putties arrive!
Haiku the fourth:
Peckster destroys town
Zack needs to leave youth centre
Bulk based distraction
Haiku the fifth:
Disappearing trick
You've used that one before
Bulk can't be that dumb
Haiku the sixth:
A Zack episode
He's the main focus today
A Black Ranger tale
Haiku the seventh:
Summon power axe
Swing it like a baseball bat
Ruffle his feathers
Haiku the eighth:
Back to youth centre
Don't arouse suspicion
Arouse Angela
Haiku the ninth:
Tommy is conserved
Only used when things are dire
Don't need Green just yet
Haiku the tenth:
The Bulk Man is yours
But Angela rebuffs him
She has eyes for Zack
Haiku the eleventh:
The spell is broken
Zack has returned to the kids
Thrilled by his return
Haiku the twelfth:
Zack needs to leave?
Pretend to have a big piss
That's believable!
Haiku the thirteenth:
Sparks fly once again
Rangering is dangerous
You might get blown up
Haiku the fourteenth:
Time to stuff this bird
You're the bird I'm the stuffing
A Thanks Giving treat
Haiku the fifteenth:
Toxic tornado
No it ain't a super fart
Peckster's special move
Haiku the sixteenth:
Zack has got a plan
Use the Cranial Laser!
It's bye bye birdie
Haiku the seventeenth:
No Tommy today
I miss his smile and his hair
And his grunting noise
Haiku the eighteenth:
Zack is looking sharp
Off for a night on the town
He's looking to score
Haiku the nineteenth:
Bad luck for poor Zack
The kids are coming with you
Enjoy the cartoons!
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