Trick or Treat Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 54:

Trick or Treat

Haiku the first:

Kim is centre stage

My heart is beating faster

A thing they call love

Haiku the second:

Trick or Treat game show

Popular in the US

Not made up at all

Haiku the third:

The car is the prize

Kimberley must defeat Skull

Go Kimberly go!

Haiku the fourth:

Rita is inspired

Send down the pumpkin rapper

Oh dear god please no

Haiku the fifth:

Rapping ain't valid

Especially from veggies

You can't call this art!

Haiku the sixth:

Pumpkin points required

The winner will have the most

This show is stupid

Haiku the seventh:

Something is rotten

Tommy finds rotting pumpkins

No I don't mean boobs

Haiku the eighth:

Send in the putties

Those poor defeat-able sods

They are life's losers

Haiku the ninth:

Kim is doing well

Skull is a poor opponent

Kim has to win this!

Haiku the tenth:

Rita is jealous

She clearly wants a car

Better than her back

Haiku the eleventh:

She's up to old tricks

Same old shit different day

Change it up Rita!

Haiku the twelfth:

Skull and the spider

The spider wins the show down

Skull gets gunged again

Haiku the thirteenth:

Make excuses Bill

A cardiac infraction?

That's a heart attack!

Haiku the fourteenth:

Skull wins by default

Kim must leave to save the day

It's the Ranger way

Haiku the fifteenth:

His rhymes aren't clever!

I'm a better poet man

And we all know it!

Haiku the sixteenth:

Pumpkins on their heads

You look right foolish you do

Take them off at once

Haiku the seventeenth:

Let's make pumpkin pie

Destroy those evil pumpkins

Before it's too late

Haiku the eighteenth:

Shut your mouth pumpkin

This ain't no rap battle son

Don't drop your rhymes here

Haiku the nineteenth:

A whopper pumpkin!

Destroy it with a bad rap

But that didn't work!

Haiku the twentieth:

Please stop the rapping

You're worse than Vanilla Ice

MC Hammer too

Haiku the twenty first:

Don't rhyme patch with catch

Try and challenge yourself man

That's just plain lazy

Haiku the twenty second:

Tommy has to leave

They actually need him now

I bet he's so pleased

Haiku the twenty third:

Run fast? Feel the blast?

Who writes this shit? Tell me that

A complete moron!

Haiku the twenty fourth:

This rapper got binned

No more dreadful rhyming now

I'm the winner now

Haiku the twenty fifth:

Skull has won the car

It's easy come easy go

Now the car is gone

Haiku the twenty sixth:

Today's moral is

You win some and you lose some

And we lost this one