Something Fishy Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 43:

Something Fishy

Haiku the first:

Scuba diving time

But not for Kim and Billy

A picnic for them

Haiku the second:

Bulk and Skull have plans

They have got their rods ready

They're going fishing

Haiku the third:

Jason's latest skill

Scuba diving instructor

Jack of many trades

Haiku the fourth:

Billy fears the fish

Tuna can give him nightmares

Bet he don't like Jaws

Haiku the fifth:

Fish and chips for lunch!

Billy can't handle the fish!

What a dilemma

Haiku the sixth:

Bad experience

Young Billy bitten by a fish

But don't laugh at him

Haiku the seventh:

Bulk has caught something

HA! It's a no fishing sign

Is that irony?

Haiku the eighth:

Billy's dungarees

The very height of fashion

Well in the nineties

Haiku the ninth:

Lessons paying off

Billy's fighting has improved

He now holds his own

Haiku the tenth:

Battle the Goo Fish

But Billy is scared of fish!

Oh the irony

Haiku the eleventh:

Billy's fear unbound

Crippled by what scares him most

Now face what you dread

Haiku the twelfth:

Billy the weak link

Conquer your fear Blue Ranger

The others need you

Haiku the thirteenth:

Rangers hit sparks fly

Health and safety out window

You must wear goggles!

Haiku the fourteenth:

Fear is over come

And Billy is triumphant

This lesson is learned

Haiku the fifteenth:

Fish gets super sized

He could feed the five thousand

Let's fillet this fish

Haiku the sixteenth:

Pride in fear conquered

Who needs professional help

When you have Goo Fish?

Haiku the seventeenth:

Bulk tells porky pies

He didn't catch that tinned fish

Lobster bite Karma