Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 46:
To Flea or Not To Flee
Haiku the first:
Save the youth centre!
Shame it's not '83
You need Mr. T!
Haiku the second:
Looking bad Ernie
He's going out of business
To the streets with him!
Haiku the third:
A fabulous flee
It's a fighting flee no less
Yeah it's pretty lame
Haiku the fourth:
We must save Juice Bar
Because Ernie's a nice guy
Where else would we go?
Haiku the fifth:
Jason found a dog
Bulk and Skull plot to steal it
They want the reward
Haiku the sixth:
Flea monster on the dog
Ha! Talk about downsizing!
Rita aiming low
Haiku the seventh:
Jason has no sleeves
That's not a look I can give
Let's cover his arms!
Haiku the eighth:
Who will protect you?
Who will help you take them down?
Who is on your side?
Haiku the ninth:
Jason has an itch
This is Rita's dark magic
A most deadly itch
Haiku the tenth:
Find the missing dog
He poses a great danger
His fleas will kill you!
Haiku the eleventh:
Taste the Red Ranger
Not in a sexual way
I mean drink his blood
Haiku the twelfth:
Time to scratch the itch
The pain might hurt like a bitch
Flea of the space witch
Haiku the thirteenth:
The dog loves chilli
I don't think dogs should eat it
Ernie doesn't care
Haiku the fourteenth:
Spray the antidote
Cure Jason's infernal itch
Time for pest control!
Haiku the fifteenth:
The flee got giant
But his voice hasn't broken
Time for puberty
Haiku the sixteenth:
Flatten this flea now
Swat this pesky insect creep
Bug us no longer
Haiku the seventeenth:
Zord fight looks awful
Are you fighting or hugging?
Get a wriggle on
Haiku the eighteenth:
Rangers triumphant
Send him to the flea circus
Trouble us no more
Haiku the nineteenth:
Holy cow Ernie
Hefty reward for dog
The juice bar is saved!
Haiku the twentieth:
It's free food for all
Guess why you were going broke?
You need to charge them!
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