Monday, 12 August 2013

To Flea Or Not To Flee Haiku


Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 46:
To Flea or Not To Flee

Haiku the first:

Save the youth centre!
Shame it's not '83
You need Mr. T!

Haiku the second:

Looking bad Ernie
He's going out of business
To the streets with him!

Haiku the third:

A fabulous flee
It's a fighting flee no less
Yeah it's pretty lame

Haiku the fourth:

We must save Juice Bar
Because Ernie's a nice guy
Where else would we go?

Haiku the fifth:

Jason found a dog
Bulk and Skull plot to steal it
They want the reward

Haiku the sixth:

Flea monster on the dog
Ha! Talk about downsizing!
Rita aiming low

Haiku the seventh:

Jason has no sleeves
That's not a look I can give
Let's cover his arms!

Haiku the eighth:

Who will protect you?
Who will help you take them down?
Who is on your side?

Haiku the ninth:

Jason has an itch
This is Rita's dark magic
A most deadly itch

Haiku the tenth:

Find the missing dog
He poses a great danger
His fleas will kill you!

Haiku the eleventh:

Taste the Red Ranger
Not in a sexual way
I mean drink his blood

Haiku the twelfth:

Time to scratch the itch
The pain might hurt like a bitch
Flea of the space witch

Haiku the thirteenth:

The dog loves chilli
I don't think dogs should eat it
Ernie doesn't care

Haiku the fourteenth:

Spray the antidote
Cure Jason's infernal itch
Time for pest control!

Haiku the fifteenth:

The flee got giant
But his voice hasn't broken
Time for puberty

Haiku the sixteenth:

Flatten this flea now
Swat this pesky insect creep
Bug us no longer

Haiku the seventeenth:

Zord fight looks awful
Are you fighting or hugging?
Get a wriggle on

Haiku the eighteenth:

Rangers triumphant
Send him to the flea circus
Trouble us no more

Haiku the nineteenth:

Holy cow Ernie
Hefty reward for dog
The juice bar is saved!

Haiku the twentieth:

It's free food for all
Guess why you were going broke?

You need to charge them!

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