Return of an Old Friend Part 1 Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 49:

Return of an Old Friend Part 1

Haiku the first:

Time for parents' day

Learn much of our teen heroes

Meet their mums and dads

Haiku the second:

Rita is plotting

Let's kidnap Ranger parents

Break our heroes' hearts

Haiku the third:

Divorce had on kids

Kim is having a tough time

Parents still love you

Haiku the fourth:

A putty attack

It's merely a distraction

Parents in danger!

Haiku the fifth:

Parents are captured

Goldar wants the power coins

High cost to retrieve

Haiku the sixth:

Billy under spell

He's doing Rita's bidding

Get Dragon Dagger!

Haiku the seventh:

Billy has gone bad

Betrayed the Power Rangers

Rita is winning!

Haiku the eighth:

Billy is victim

Influenced by evil gas

And I don't mean farts

Haiku the ninth:

Dragonzord gone rogue?

Angel Grove will stand no chance!

Save Dragon Dagger!

Haiku the tenth:

Goldar triumphant

Dragonzord lost to evil

Choose coins or parents

Haiku the eleventh:

Billy is restored

Although the guilt is crippling

He must help his friends

Haiku the twelfth:

Goldar plays the flute

Dragonzord destroys city

Things are looking grim

Haiku the thirteenth:

Rangers defeated

Time is up a choice to make

Surrender the coins

Haiku the fourteenth:

Goldar way lying

He won't return their parents

Now he has the coins

Haiku the fifteenth:

Angel Grove is lost

The Power Rangers are gone

Who will save us now?

Haiku the sixteenth:

Plans to destroy world

No one can stop Goldar now

There is no more hope

Haiku the seventeenth:

Recognise those locks

Mysterious man in green

An old friend returns

Haiku the eighteenth:

A new hope for us!

Tommy has returned to us

Go Green Ranger go!

To be continued...

Plague of the Mantis Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 48:

Plague of the Mantis

Haiku the first:

Master the kung fu

Fair fight is most important

Honour is the key

Haiku the second:

Follow the master

His beard is most impressive

And he's a wise man

Haiku the third:

Study the mantis

Can teach you the mantis style

More than an insect

Haiku the fourth:

Bulk and Skull hunts bugs

Create their own bug kung fu

To make much money

Haiku the fifth:

Rita is inspired

Let's make a mantis monster

Who saw that coming?

Haiku the sixth:

Fairness and honour

Are important to Trini

A most focused girl

Haiku the seventh:

Learn cockroach kung fu

Learn from masters Bulk and Skull

And show all your friends!

Haiku the eighth:

This is Trini's fight

Use the skills you have mastered

Remember lessons

Haiku the ninth:

Rangers united

Tips the balance of power

But what of honour?

Haiku the tenth:

Trini fights alone

A trap laid by the mantis

Regain her honour!

Haiku the eleventh:

Trini is betrayed

The mantis has no honour

Will not fight alone

Haiku the twelfth:

Morphin' time again

All Rangers together now

A fair fight once more

Haiku the thirteenth:

Mantis becomes huge

Time to call upon the zords

Defeat psycho mantis

Haiku the fourteenth:

Victorious team

Mantis falls to Megazord

Honour is restored

Haiku the fifteenth:

This bug got splatted

Trini proved honourable

Angel Grove is safe

Haiku the sixteenth:

It's cockroach kung fu

A new kind of martial art

Makes you look a fool

Reign of the Jellyfish Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 47:

Reign of the Jellyfish

Haiku the first:

Fill a time capsule

Reflecting the world today

Fill with mementos

Haiku the second:

Part with what you love

Say hello to tomorrow

Remember the past

Haiku the third:

Bulk brings a sandwich

Face full of mustard for him

Mucky Bulk again

Haiku the fourth:

Jellyfish monster

A creature with no back bone

No chance of winning

Haiku the fifth:

Remember Rangers

Show tomorrow our heroes

Never forget them

Haiku the sixth:

Rita is jealous

She wants to be remembered

Sneak a picture in!

Haiku the seventh:

Poor display putties

Time for a change in career

You suck at fighting

Haiku the eighth:

The capsule stolen

But what will become of it?

Damn and blast Rita

Haiku the ninth:

Sparks fly once again

Are Ranger suits safe to wear?

Are they explosive?

Haiku the tenth:

Suits don't protect them

Toxic spray eats the spandex

Is all hope now lost?

Haiku the eleventh:

The bench is broken

There's no end to destruction

Who pays for damage?

Haiku the twelfth:

Trapped in the darkness

The Jellyfish dimension

I guess he lives here

Haiku the thirteenth:

Enlarge the Jellyfish

Big fish in a little pond

Make sushi of him

Haiku the fourteenth:

Mighty Megazord

Battle gigantic villains

Make the world safer

Haiku the fifteenth:

Power sword of might

With one slash you destroy all

Must keep well polished

Haiku the sixteenth:

Rita defeated

Perseverance is no good

Evil never wins

Haiku the seventeenth:

Bulk's giant sandwich

Most impressive thing I've seen

But where is the cheese?

Haiku the eighteenth:

Use by date would pass

Sandwich not good for capsule

Why not eat it now?

Haiku the nineteenth:

World of tomorrow

I hope it's all peace and love

Goodbye to dark times

Haiku the twentieth:

Here's to the future

May it be safe from evil

The power protects!

To Flea Or Not To Flee Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 46:

To Flea or Not To Flee

Haiku the first:

Save the youth centre!

Shame it's not '83

You need Mr. T!

Haiku the second:

Looking bad Ernie

He's going out of business

To the streets with him!

Haiku the third:

A fabulous flee

It's a fighting flee no less

Yeah it's pretty lame

Haiku the fourth:

We must save Juice Bar

Because Ernie's a nice guy

Where else would we go?

Haiku the fifth:

Jason found a dog

Bulk and Skull plot to steal it

They want the reward

Haiku the sixth:

Flea monster on the dog

Ha! Talk about downsizing!

Rita aiming low

Haiku the seventh:

Jason has no sleeves

That's not a look I can give

Let's cover his arms!

Haiku the eighth:

Who will protect you?

Who will help you take them down?

Who is on your side?

Haiku the ninth:

Jason has an itch

This is Rita's dark magic

A most deadly itch

Haiku the tenth:

Find the missing dog

He poses a great danger

His fleas will kill you!

Haiku the eleventh:

Taste the Red Ranger

Not in a sexual way

I mean drink his blood

Haiku the twelfth:

Time to scratch the itch

The pain might hurt like a bitch

Flea of the space witch

Haiku the thirteenth:

The dog loves chilli

I don't think dogs should eat it

Ernie doesn't care

Haiku the fourteenth:

Spray the antidote

Cure Jason's infernal itch

Time for pest control!

Haiku the fifteenth:

The flee got giant

But his voice hasn't broken

Time for puberty

Haiku the sixteenth:

Flatten this flea now

Swat this pesky insect creep

Bug us no longer

Haiku the seventeenth:

Zord fight looks awful

Are you fighting or hugging?

Get a wriggle on

Haiku the eighteenth:

Rangers triumphant

Send him to the flea circus

Trouble us no more

Haiku the nineteenth:

Holy cow Ernie

Hefty reward for dog

The juice bar is saved!

Haiku the twentieth:

It's free food for all

Guess why you were going broke?

You need to charge them!

Crystal of Nightmares Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 45:

Crystal of Nightmares

Haiku the first:

The stress of exams

Perhaps a study retreat

Prepare for that test

Haiku the second:

Bulk's scheming again

They will follow the Rangers

Absorbing knowledge?

Haiku the third:

Crystal of nightmares

What tortures await our teens?

Truly awful things

Haiku the fourth:

Bulk and Skull dress up

Goodbye to maid fantasies

Now I'm into nuns

Haiku the fifth:

Chill with some dancing

Jump on bed, pillow fight too

Learning can be fun

Haiku the sixth:

Ranger dreams go bad

Destroy their confidence now

Nightmares in spandex

Haiku the seventh:

Another clip show

Can it get any cheaper?

Saban finds a way!

Haiku the eighth:

Super Bulk and Skull

This time in the Megazord

Ha! Boys will be boys

Haiku the ninth:

Jason sleeps topless

Not sure I'd be up for that

Think about others

Haiku the tenth:

Command Centre dream

Zordon tells them to piss off

Ain't that a bit harsh?

Haiku the eleventh:

Rangers filled with fear

The whole team out of action

Conquer fear again

Haiku the twelfth:

The Rangers are scared

Still they battle the putties

Never let fear win!

Haiku the thirteenth:

Goldar defeated

Bloody hell that was easy

The crystal destroyed

Haiku the fourteenth:

No fear take them down

Face Scorpina and Goldar

Confidence sky high

Haiku the fifteenth:

Scorpina is fine

There's a stirring in my pants

I know what love is

Haiku the sixteenth:

Judge book by it's cover

End up with giant monster

Her looks are skin deep

Haiku the seventeenth:

The battle is won

Time to face a new challenge

Take the science test!

Haiku the eighteenth:

A's for everyone!

Well apart from Bulk and Skull

They both failed the test

Haiku the nineteenth:

Achoo sneezes Bulk

Caplan's wig is blown away

Bulk and his hi-jinx!

Haiku the twentieth:

I once had a book

When I was a little boy

It was based on this!

Lions and Blizzards Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 44:

Lions and Blizzards

Haiku the first:

It's the odd ball games

Bulk and Jason facing off

Bulk falls flat again

Haiku the second:

Noble lion Trophy

That is the prize they all seek

What will it become?

Haiku the third:

Noble tug of war

Two teams pull each other off

Last time standing wins

Haiku the fourth:

Angela the cow

Why does Zack want to date her?

She'll just hurt you man

Haiku the fifth:

The trophy is gone

Zack quickly blames Bulk and Skull

And guess what? He's right!

Haiku the sixth:

The thieves will regret

Rita wants that trophy now

Soon to be monster

Haiku the seventh:

We'll take them down

Fight! Defeat the putties now

Enjoy groovy tune

Haiku the eighth:

How was that weird Zack?

You fight putties every week

Every bloody week

Haiku the ninth:

It's a lion goat!

Combing two mighty beasts

A freaky hybrid

Haiku the tenth:

The Babeasaurus

Wearing smoking hot read dress

Angela wants Zack

Haiku the eleventh:

A tornado watch!

Down to Ernie's basement now

Is it safe down there?

Haiku the twelfth:

That dude is bad news

He can mess with the weather

That explains a lot

Haiku the thirteenth:

They can't contact Zack

Too busy trying to score

It's hoes before bros

Haiku the fourteenth:

Defeat bleeting goat

Silence the roaring lion

Destroy chimera

Haiku the fifteenth:

Zack takes centre stage

Tips the balance of battle

Now problem gets big

Haiku the sixteenth:

Megazord frozen

Don't give up and stay frosty

This is a cool fight

Haiku the seventeenth:

His date is pissed off

No happy endings for Zack

Better luck next time

Something Fishy Haiku

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 43:

Something Fishy

Haiku the first:

Scuba diving time

But not for Kim and Billy

A picnic for them

Haiku the second:

Bulk and Skull have plans

They have got their rods ready

They're going fishing

Haiku the third:

Jason's latest skill

Scuba diving instructor

Jack of many trades

Haiku the fourth:

Billy fears the fish

Tuna can give him nightmares

Bet he don't like Jaws

Haiku the fifth:

Fish and chips for lunch!

Billy can't handle the fish!

What a dilemma

Haiku the sixth:

Bad experience

Young Billy bitten by a fish

But don't laugh at him

Haiku the seventh:

Bulk has caught something

HA! It's a no fishing sign

Is that irony?

Haiku the eighth:

Billy's dungarees

The very height of fashion

Well in the nineties

Haiku the ninth:

Lessons paying off

Billy's fighting has improved

He now holds his own

Haiku the tenth:

Battle the Goo Fish

But Billy is scared of fish!

Oh the irony

Haiku the eleventh:

Billy's fear unbound

Crippled by what scares him most

Now face what you dread

Haiku the twelfth:

Billy the weak link

Conquer your fear Blue Ranger

The others need you

Haiku the thirteenth:

Rangers hit sparks fly

Health and safety out window

You must wear goggles!

Haiku the fourteenth:

Fear is over come

And Billy is triumphant

This lesson is learned

Haiku the fifteenth:

Fish gets super sized

He could feed the five thousand

Let's fillet this fish

Haiku the sixteenth:

Pride in fear conquered

Who needs professional help

When you have Goo Fish?

Haiku the seventeenth:

Bulk tells porky pies

He didn't catch that tinned fish

Lobster bite Karma